It started with a vision in the Mojave ...

Suzy and Alana, who, whilst on a vision quest in the Mojave Desert in the year 2011, discovered they have some special psychic abilities.

Psychic Siamese Terror is a non-terrifying divination business comprised of two gypsy spirited women, who have a knack for fortune telling. Through the divine arts of Tarot, Astrology, paranormal connections, and good humor, we are able provide meaningful insight to any individual.

We bring spiritual guidance, clarity, inspiration, and answers to your most pressing questions.

Psychic Siamese Terror is available for hire for individual readings, private parties, local events, and bar/retail spaces. Using our gypsy expertise, we are able to set up shop at any kind of public or private venue. If you are lucky, you may even get to meet our famous and elusive psychic Siamese cat muse, Lyla!